Tuesday, March 25, 2008

unicycle

icicles______trycicles__________________moosecycles_________nicecycles
bicycles_____dyecicles_________________ micecycles_________spoonsycles
tricycles____chaicycles__________________goosecycles ________spicecycles
___________________________________guycicles___________dunecycles
eyecicles____ Icycles________buycicles_____youcicles___________dicecycles
crycicles____spycicles_______thycicles______mycicles___________twocycles
shycicles____thaicycles______tiecycles______poocycles_________twicecycles
___________________________________piecycles________throughcycles
sighcycles____hicycles__________________whocycles_________thricecycles
thighcycles___ryecicles__________________whycicles___________foocycles
frycicles_____lyecicles__________________newcicles___________fighcycles


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Monday, March 17, 2008

undivided attention

I'm a hippi,
but love New York,
Vegetarian,
but might eat pork.
I'm serious,
but always joking,
Have dredded hair,
but don't like toking.
I hug the trees,
but don't recycle,
Take the bus,
but don't bicycle.
An anarchist,
but don't break laws,
Afraid of sharks,
but not of Jaws.
Always brush,
but never floss,
Can't stand fungus,
don't mind moss.
Love N. Chomsky,
but failed the course,
Believe in marriage,
don't mind divorce.
Am in a hurry,
but never rush,
sometimes poo,
don't want to flush!
My thighs too fat,
my butt's too thin,
Love to compete,
don't have to win.
Follow fashion,
but am a slob,
Always laughing,
but sometimes sob.
Speak in slang
with proper diction,
Read Sarte, Seuss,
and science fiction,

And so I am from such encryption

Reveling in contradiction.

BUT,
Most people tell me I'm a jerk,
and being me just doesn't work.

So,
I say to them, "just let me be!
I'm rather fond of being me."

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Milligan's Fake

They say a free spirit he was
but I know him to be a slave.
Cause they don't know what writing does
how much he gave and gave
to the twin masters of rhythm and rhyme
to whom he was tethered till the end of time.
and now that I'm older
and perfectly sober
how I behave is a crime.

The world will say I've gone insane
but I am not so sure.
A Milliganous tumor's in my brain
for which there is no cure.
They've tried to learn me better,
they've tried to school me well.
But their effort's in vain
for I cannot refrain
from what we all once were.

varsity hues

super smart, but kind of spacey,
shops boutiques, thrift stores and Macy's,
50's cocktail dresses lacy
silver bod-suit - kind of racey!
now I hear she's into pasties?
anything looks good on Casies!!